Our WrestleMania 33 Predictions

With WrestleMania 33 airing tomorrow on the WWE Network, it’s time that we here at geekXpop drop some predictions about who we feel are going to win the thirteen matches that are on the WrestleMania 33 card – both the pre-show and the main show. From the two Women’s Championship matches to the two men Championship matches to the Roman Reigns vs Undertaker match, we list who we genuinely want to win each of these matches. Hopefully WrestleMania is less predictable than we feel it’s going to be and will deliver on the thrills and excitement. So, without any further delay, here are our predictions:

The 2017 Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy Battle Royale

Richard: I really don’t care about this match but I am hoping that Sami Zayn will win the match just to give him a push into a better position on the roster.

Desiree: As much as I hate to say this, I feel that Braun Strowman will win the match because of how much and the way they are pushing him.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship: Adrian Neville (C) vs Austin Aries

Richard: I think that Austin Aries will come out on top as the new champion to push another deserving athlete who has given so much for so many years to the business.

Desiree: Austin Aries just to shake up the Cruiserweight division one more time.

Six-Pack WWE Smackdown Women’s Championship: Alexa Bliss (C) vs Becky Lynch vs Carmella vs Mickie James vs Naomi vs Natalya

Richard: I would really like to see Mickie James get the strap just once more and provide the Smackdown women’s division a veteran challenge.

Desiree: Alexa Bliss, because I like her pixie/crazy character.

Fatal 4-Way WWE Raw Women’s Championship: Bayley (C) vs Charlotte vs Nia Jax vs Sasha Banks

Richard: I got a really bad feeling that we are going to see Charlotte win the belt back and keep up her Queen gimmick by creative playing “hot potato” with the championship again.

Desiree: I want Bayley to retain the title just because I really feel she deserves to keep the belt a little longer and because of the way she reacts with the crowd.

Triple Threat Ladder Match WWE Raw Tag Team Championship: Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows (C) vs Cesaro & Shamus vs Enzo & Cass

Richard: I’d like to see either of the two challenging teams win the belt but I feel that the Raw belts need a little more legitimacy by keeping them on Anderson & Gallows.

Desiree: I gotta cheer for my Italian “cousins”, so I’m hoping that Enzo & Cass win the match and the Raw tag-team belts.

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dean Ambrose (C) vs Baron Corbin

Richard: Oh man, please, please, please don’t let them put the belt on Baron Corbin. Ambrose isn’t a great champion, but he’s infinitely better than Corbin in the ring.

Desiree: I’m not sure about Corbin as a competitor, so I’m going for Ambrose in this match as well.

WWE United States Championship: Chris Jericho (C) vs Kevin Owens

Richard: I think that because Jericho still has some time on his current contact, having Jericho win and retain until the next PPV event will keep this story fresh and interesting.

Desiree: Jericho, because Kevin Owens seriously needs his butt kicked to give him something to rally against to get back into the main event picture.

AJ Styles vs Shane McMahon

Richard: Realistically, I can’t see McMahon burying Styles at this point but I am expecting that both of them will deliver on some insane high spots throughout the match.

Desiree: I want Shane McMahon because he’s going to do something crazy to win the match.

Non-Sanctioned Match: Seth Rollins vs Triple H

Richard: Seth has got to win this match to give him some of that badass/kickass persona again, this time as a face.

Desiree: I was never a Seth Rollins fan but now he needs to bring Triple H down a notch.

Roman Reigns vs Undertaker

Richard: As much as I would like to see Taker win the match, I have a feeling that creative and Vince are just going to force feed us Reigns another time.

Desiree: I’m going for the Deadman here because I feel that the way that Roman Reigns is being forcibly pushed on fans is just beyond ridiculous.

Mixed Tag Team: John Cena & Nikki Bella vs The Miz & Maryse

Richard: I’d be fun to see The Miz and Maryse get the win but I think that Cena and Nikki will come out on top and end the match win a surprise/feel good moment at WrestleMania.

Desiree: Of course, I want Cena and Nikki; those two are my go-to WWE superstars on the roster.

WWE Championship: Bray Wyatt (C) vs Randy Orton

Richard: I would love to see Bray Wyatt retain and continue on a path that has been denied to him for so many years. I think the Wyatt Era has really just begun on Smackdown.

Desiree: I don’ know about this one… Randy Orton, maybe. I really have no feelings on this match either which way.

WWE Universal Championship: Goldberg (C) vs Brock Lesnar

Richard: Goldberg had his last run as the champ; Lesnar will win and go on to feud with Reigns straight on until SummerSlam.

Desiree: Goldberg! Because I really just hate Brock Lesnar.

We’ll see just how true our predictions turn out to be, but if you want to see some more predictions about what to expect at WrestleMania 33, check out our friends over at Wrestling With Wregret (featuring Brian Zane) and What Culture Wrestling (featuring Adam Pacitti and Adam Blampied) for their expert opinions.